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Top Funny Christmas Songs - Top Humorous Christmas Songs


When the stresses of the Christmas season get to be too much, and you've tired of Christmas songs and it's still three weeks until Christmas, give these funny songs a try. They're steeped in the spirit of the times with just a little (or a lot) of twisted humor.


1. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) - The Chipmunks

2. The Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie

3. Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg

4. All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

5. You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch - Thurl Ravenscroft

6. White Trash Christmas - Bob Rivers

7. Jingle Bells - The Singing Dogs

8. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy

9. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jimmy Boyd

10. Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic

11. A Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer

12. Osama Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Bob Rivers

13. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayle Peevey

14, Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens

15. Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler

16. I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson

17. Dominick the Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey) - Lou Monte

18. Redneck 12 Days of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy

19. Snoopy's Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen

20. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo - South Park

21. Present Face - Garfunkel and Oates

22. The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic

23. Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong

24. Santa Lost a Ho - The Christmas Jug Band

25. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - RuPaul

26. Jingle Bombs (Achmed) - Jeff Dunham

27. Leroy the Redneck Reindeer - Joe Diffie

28. Chiron Beta Prime - Jonathan Coulton

29. There Are Much Worse Things to Believe In - Elvis Costello, Feist, John Legend, Stephen Colbert, Toby Keith & Willie Nelson

30. Christmastime - The Arrogant Worms

31. Christmas in Heaven - Monty Python

32. Merry Christmas...If That's Okay - Mystery Science Theater 3000

33. Christmas Eve Eve - Paul and Storm

34. I Got a Cold for Christmas - The Three Stooges

35. Blue Christmas - Seymore Swine and the Squealers (John Boy & Billy)

36. I Really Don't Hate Christmas - Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

37. Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg

38. Vincent the Christmas Virus - The Arrogant Worms

39. A Five Pound Box Of Money - Pearl Bailey

40. 'Zat You, Santa Claus? - Louis Armstrong

41. Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney - Ella Fitzgerald

42. Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire - Bob Rivers

43. Three Pairs of Long Johns On - Bryant Oden

44. The Lonely Jew On Christmas - South Park

45. Father Christmas - The Kinks

46. Chrissy the Christmas Mouse - Debbie Reynolds & Donald O'Connor

47. Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire - Bob Rivers

NOTE: We do NOT sell compilations of any of these songs, nor are we aware of anyone who makes even a Top 25 compilation of each year. However, many of the songs are available from iTunes. A link is provided for those songs so you can order them through the iTunes Store if desired.