Top 100 Best Funny Christmas Songs
When the stresses of the Christmas season get to be too much, and you've tired of Christmas songs and it's still three weeks until Christmas, give these funny songs a try. They're steeped in the spirit of the times with just a little (or a lot) of twisted humor, and are guaranteed to make even the Grinch grin. Artists include such luminaries as Ella Fitzgerald, John Legend, Barenaked Ladies, Michael Bublé, and Pearl Bailey, as well as comedians including "Weird Al" Yankovic, Spike Jones, Cheech & Chong, Stan Freberg, Stephen Colbert, Tom Lehrer, Jeff Foxworthy, Sarah Silverman, and Jeff Dunham. NOTE: links go to Apple Music, and you'll also find a link at the bottom of the song or the album the song is on to purchase it from iTunes.
Example:
- 1. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) - The Chipmunks
- 2. The Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie
- 3. Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg
- 4. All I Want for Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
- 5. You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch - Thurl Ravenscroft
- 6. White Trash Christmas - Bob Rivers
- 7. Santa in a 4 Wheel Drive - The Lacs
- 8. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
- 9. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jimmy Boyd
- 10. Christmas At Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
- 11. A Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer
- 12. Osama Got Run Over By a Reindeer - Bob Rivers
- 13. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Gayle Peevey
- 14, Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens
- 15. Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
- 16. I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson
- 17. Dominick the Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey) - Lou Monte
- 18. Redneck 12 Days of Christmas - Jeff Foxworthy
- 19. Snoopy's Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen
- 20. The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
- 21. Present Face - Garfunkel and Oates
- 22. The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
- 23. Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
- 24. Santa Lost a Ho - The Christmas Jug Band
- 25. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - RuPaul
- 26. Jingle Bombs (Achmed) - Jeff Dunham
- 27. Leroy the Redneck Reindeer - Joe Diffie
- 28. Elf's Lament - Barenaked Ladies featuring Michael Bublé
- 29. There Are Much Worse Things to Believe In - Elvis Costello, Feist, John Legend, Stephen Colbert, Toby Keith & Willie Nelson
- 30. Christmastime - The Arrogant Worms
- 31. Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarducci
- 32. Merry Christmas...If That's Okay - Mystery Science Theater 3000
- 33. Christmas Eve Eve - Paul and Storm
- 34. I Got a Cold for Christmas - The Three Stooges
- 35. Ugly Christmas Sweater - Rebecca Zamolo
- 36. I Really Don't Hate Christmas - Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
- 37. Nuttin' for Christmas - Stan Freberg
- 38. Vincent the Christmas Virus - The Arrogant Worms
- 39. A Five Pound Box Of Money - Pearl Bailey
- All I Want for Christmas Is Whiskey - Dan Rodriguez
- Santa Claus Got Stuck (In My Chimney) - Ella Fitzgerald featuring The Ink Spots
- Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire - Bob Rivers
- Three Pairs of Long Johns On - Bryant Oden
- Give the Jew Girl Toys - Sarah Silverman
- Father Christmas - The Kinks
- Things I Want - Tenacious D and Sum 41
- Christmas In Rehab - Cledus T. Judd
- California Christmastime - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast featuring Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez II
- Santa's Gonna Take It All Back - Toby Keith
- What the Hell (It's the Holidays) - Joey + Rory
- The Christmas Can-Can - Straight No Chaser
- Santa, Teach Me to Dance - Debbie & The Darnells
- Nutmeg - John Legend & Stephen Colbert
- Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson
- I'm a Christmas Tree - Barnes & Barnes (feat.Dr. Demento & Wild Man Fisher)
- Hey Sis, It’s Christmas - RuPaul
- Christmas Tree - Lady Gaga
- The Twelve Gifts of Christmas - Allan Sherman
- Green Christmas - Stan Freberg
- I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus - Brenda Lee
- Christmas Morning The Rum Had Me Yawning - Lord Beginner
- Baby Sittin' Santa - Barry Richards
- Rusty Chevrolet - Shanneyganock
- The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler
- I Got a Cold for Christmas - The Ames Brothers
- Present Face - Garfunkel and Oates
- Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake - The Irish Rovers
- It’s Not Christmas Till Somebody Cries - Carly Rae Jepsen
- We’re Coming to Your Home - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
- The 12 Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
- I'm Getting Sued By Santa Claus - Bill Engvall
- Grandma's Christmas Dinner - Paul and Storm
- Give the Jew Girl Toys - Sarah Silverman
- Don't Shoot Me Santa - The Killers
- The Very First Christmas - Spongebob Squarepants
- I Want an Alien for Christmas - Fountains Of Wayne
- I'm Just Ken (Merry Christmas Barbie) - Ryan Gosling and Mark Ronson
- Almost Too Early for Christmas - Jimmy Fallon and Dolly Parton
- What Present's This - Dave Rudolf (feat. Megon McDonough)
- Drink My Way Through Christmas - Karen Kilgariff
- Santa And The Satellite - Dickie Goodman
- Santa And The Satellite, Pt. 2 - Dickie Goodman
- Who Put The Pecker on the Snowman - FreddyB
- Christmas on Acid - The Vestibules
- The Pause of Mr. Clause - Arlo Guthrie
- Santa And The Sidewalk Surfer - The Turtles
- The Season's Upon Us - Dropkick Murphys
- Let It Go - Carla Ulbrich
- Walking in an Icy Parking Lot - Rogers Yuletide Review
- The 12 Days of Christmas - Straight No Chaser
- I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink for Me) - The Little Stinkers
- Where Did the Reindeer Go - Rick Riso
- Swiss Christmas - The Smothers Brothers
- Deck Us All with Boston Charlie - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross
- Santa's Got a GTO - The Ramonas
- Joel the Lump of Coal - The Killers (feat. Jimmy Kimmel)
- Merry Christmas from the Family - Robert Earl Keen
- Shadrack, the Black Reindeer - David Verity
- I am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
- Yule Shoot Your Eye Out - Fallout Boy
Also check out our other Top Song lists. These have no particular ranking, they're just some of our favorite songs.